Double-sided sass delivered straight from the bench! One side features our beloved mascot Hon. Tank Bones in full judicial robes, glasses perched, gavel and law books at the ready—complete with his official “Hon. Tank Bones” nameplate for maximum courtroom cuteness. Flip it over for the bold, no-nonsense quote: “It’s Monday, YOUR OBJECTIONS ARE OVERRULED!” — because Monday mornings don’t stand a chance against Judge Tank’s ruling.
Perfect for lawyers, paralegals, judges, law students, or anyone who needs a hilarious kickstart to the week.
Why this mug wins the case:
- Generous 11 oz size — plenty of room for your morning coffee (or after-court beverage of your choice 😉)
- Premium ceramic with vibrant, fade-resistant double-sided sublimation print
- Microwave and dishwasher safe — survives even the longest court sessions
- Surprise factor: Adorable Tank portrait one side, empowering quote the other
Ideal gift for:
- Lawyer & Judge birthdays, promotions, bar exam celebrations
- Legal office coworkers fighting the Monday grind
- Tank fans adding to their mascot collection
- Anyone who appreciates courtroom-level humor
Locally crafted & shipped: Right here in Canada for Canadian customers – proudly For Canadians by Canadians!, & for our American Friends south of the border, all orders are produced & shipped from within the United States. – No long waits- always local fulfillment no matter where you’re ordering from!
Handmade with ❤️ by SASSY MUGS | Classy, Sassy & a Little Bad Assy – starring our cheeky Staffy mascot Tank!















A.R. –
Was given this as a joke from a colleague. Classic Monday Morning, No one wants drama on a Monday! Love the design, The judge puppy- “Tank Bones” is very, very cute. He reminds me of my old dog. Love this mug! Going to buy a few more for my fellow judges. Thank you. This is truly great, made my day.